About the Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints
In Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity, he describes gravity as a
geometric property of space and time, commonly referred to as space-time.
This is not to be confused with dining, which is a combination of meals
and time, commonly known as mealtime. Now, lunchtime and dinnertime can
sometimes have an adverse impact on one's breath, making it difficult
to have a good-time and leading to a lot of
alone-time. And that's where Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints come in!
After mealtime, snacktime, or anytime, eat one or two of these tasty
mints and your breath will be fresh in no-time! Thanks, Albert!
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