Fuck You Pocket Translator
  • Fuck You Pocket Translator
  • Fuck You Pocket Translator

Fuck You Pocket Translator

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About the Fuck You Pocket Translator

Life on Earth is full of F-bomb moments and awful people, and this book is filled with ways to express your true feelings about them. Compiled with a far-flung team of linguistic consultants from Dubai to Shanghai, the Fuck You Pocket Translator will enable you to express your outrage with international flair.

  • Each phrase includes an easy-to-follow phonetic pronunciation, and a map highlighting countries it is most commonly spoken
  • Includes 103 diverse languages, from Albanian to Zulu, as well as fanciful ones, such as Pig Latin, Klingon, and Elvish!
  • Want fun books to take with you abroad? Here you go.
  • One of many Knock Knock-approved stocking stuffer ideas for those with irreverent humor
  • 3.85 x 5.20 inches; 128 pages

Where do you ship to?

If we feel confident we can get your items delivered to you, then we're happy to ship them. For the United States we use either USPS or UPS and for international orders we exclusively use USPS. All of our shipped items include tracking.

Can I return items?

We want you to be pleased as punch with what you buy! We will be happy to return or exchange new, unused merchandise within one week of receipt. The original shipping cost is nonrefundable, and you will be responsible for returning the item to us. Please contact us for a return authorization before sending anything back.

Due to the nature of the business, candy and/or vintage items are not returnable -- please make sure you think you'll love them before purchasing!

Thank you.