Gosh Darnit Candle

Gosh Darnit Candle

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$22.00 USD
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About the Gosh Darnit Candle

You fucking kids and your fucking dirt bikes. Get off my lawn! You can all go burn in hell you little shits. Hope you have fun in juvie. And oh yeah, the Roundup is a fucking carcinogen.

Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz.
Burn time: 50+ hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

Where do you ship to?

If we feel confident we can get your items delivered to you, then we're happy to ship them. For the United States we use either USPS or UPS and for international orders we exclusively use USPS. All of our shipped items include tracking.

Can I return items?

We want you to be pleased as punch with what you buy! We will be happy to return or exchange new, unused merchandise within one week of receipt. The original shipping cost is nonrefundable, and you will be responsible for returning the item to us. Please contact us for a return authorization before sending anything back.

Due to the nature of the business, candy and/or vintage items are not returnable -- please make sure you think you'll love them before purchasing!

Thank you.