About the Offensive-ISH Crayons
Not ready to commit to regular Offensive Crayons? This pack is for you!
All the tasteless humor of Offensive Crayons, but slightly more tame. Colors include “safe space sienna”, “child bride blue”, “black” and more! Give a gift that you know HR will give you a look of disapproval, but ultimately not get you fired.
- 24 Assorted Colors
- Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), and what the heck...we might as well call them “organic”
- OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)
Where do you ship to?
If we feel confident we can get your items delivered to you, then we're happy to ship them. For the United States we use either USPS or UPS and for international orders we exclusively use USPS. All of our shipped items include tracking.
Can I return items?
We want you to be pleased as punch with what you buy! We will be happy to return or exchange new, unused merchandise within one week of receipt. The original shipping cost is nonrefundable, and you will be responsible for returning the item to us. Please contact us for a return authorization before sending anything back.
Due to the nature of the business, candy and/or vintage items are not returnable -- please make sure you think you'll love them before purchasing!