About the Delightfully Sarcastic Valentines Pack

If you're tired of sappy, lovey-dovey valentines, grab a pack of these 12 funny and sarcastic nostalgic Valentines. The sassiest way to spread love and laughter on Valentine's Day!

Cards include:
• a crown for queen bitch
• duck you you ducking duck
• i love you bitch
• i love you more. The end. i win.
• yay platonic friends!
• new phone who dis?
• i'll take a pizza dat ass
• sliding into your d ms like...
• will you be my tinder match?
• i'm gonna cuddle the shit outta you
• you are classy as fuck
• you are slightly above average.

Delightfully Sarcastic Valentines Pack Reviews...

Where do you ship to?

If we feel confident we can get your items delivered to you, then we're happy to ship them. For the United States we use either USPS or UPS and for international orders we exclusively use USPS. All of our shipped items include tracking.

Can I return items?

We want you to be pleased as punch with what you buy! We will be happy to return or exchange new, unused merchandise within one week of receipt. The original shipping cost is nonrefundable, and you will be responsible for returning the item to us. Please contact us for a return authorization before sending anything back.

Due to the nature of the business, candy and/or vintage items are not returnable -- please make sure you think you'll love them before purchasing!

Thank you.