About the Fart Citation Pad
As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior–the good, the bad, and the gassy. Issue this semi-official-ish citation for squeezing the breeze and cutting the cheese, whether offenders are friends, coworkers, loved ones, or total strangers. Do your part to enforce clean-air standards, not to mention good manners!
- Because all things fart = funny gag gifts
- Prank stuff to up your funny dad game!
- 4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets
Where do you ship to?
If we feel confident we can get your items delivered to you, then we're happy to ship them. For the United States we use either USPS or UPS and for international orders we exclusively use USPS. All of our shipped items include tracking.
Can I return items?
We want you to be pleased as punch with what you buy! We will be happy to return or exchange new, unused merchandise within one week of receipt. The original shipping cost is nonrefundable, and you will be responsible for returning the item to us. Please contact us for a return authorization before sending anything back.
Due to the nature of the business, candy and/or vintage items are not returnable -- please make sure you think you'll love them before purchasing!