About the Midlife Crisis Pencil Set
Congratulations, you've made it to middle age! All those years of being "financially responsible" means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin' leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year-long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, you've earned it.
Midlife Crisis Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
Where do you ship to?
If we feel confident we can get your items delivered to you, then we're happy to ship them. For the United States we use either USPS or UPS and for international orders we exclusively use USPS. All of our shipped items include tracking.
Can I return items?
We want you to be pleased as punch with what you buy! We will be happy to return or exchange new, unused merchandise within one week of receipt. The original shipping cost is nonrefundable, and you will be responsible for returning the item to us. Please contact us for a return authorization before sending anything back.
Due to the nature of the business, candy and/or vintage items are not returnable -- please make sure you think you'll love them before purchasing!